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People, One Star Rating Shorts

$30.08

Color: Military Green

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Bold statement, zero sugarcoating: A clear message for anyone who's ever encountered a traffic jam, bad drivers, or unsolicited opinions. Disclaimer: Wearing this shirt may attract like-minded grumps, repel optimists, and trigger existential crises. Proceed with caution, or with glorious apathy, whichever suits your one-star soul. Order now and join the movement. Because honestly, what else are we even doing here?

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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